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Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19147) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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I wouldn't particularly like a mouse running over to my food and eating it either

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 4:01pm by therealslim

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Well the mouse shouldn't be on the table..

#4 - On 05/08/2012 at 4:01pm by RachelBerry

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