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Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26252) - you deserved it (2255)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

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Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 3:37am by hotdogcore

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Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.

#2 - On 03/20/2012 at 3:38am by ididntdoit1980

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