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Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

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A dog doing a rain dance? Please tell me you recorded this and uploaded it to YouTube.

#2 - On 11/15/2011 at 2:39am by Renesaga

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Lasso that back bone back in and stage a tap dance on his face. With cleats.

#4 - On 11/15/2011 at 2:40am by deviable

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