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Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (2597)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:

#2 - On 11/08/2011 at 4:08pm by melonxxda

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"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"

#15 - On 11/08/2011 at 4:18pm by NomOnShroomz

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