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Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21005) - you deserved it (1892)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Those guys sure got YOU wet

#9 - On 07/27/2011 at 10:52am by indistructo

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3 blocks? cudnt u find a rock or something to chuck at their car... its what i wud of done. What little shits!!

#15 - On 07/27/2011 at 11:43am by spur_z

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