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Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

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at least cats have cute paws.

#5 - On 06/18/2011 at 5:23pm by unrose

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That's kind of cool to have purple paw prints everywhere.
But seriously OP, you should make sure the paint was out of reach.

#4 - On 06/18/2011 at 5:23pm by rocketeer_97

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