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Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by toothpastecat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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sounds like a CATastrophe

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 12:48pm by missy_lynn012

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look at it this way. at least your teeth are clean, your cats head is clean, and your walls are minty fresh :D

#15 - On 05/13/2011 at 1:00pm by Jayymz24

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