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Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

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Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

#6 - On 05/02/2011 at 2:53am by Matty1188

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must have been a crappy situation

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 2:50am by Timbits93

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