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Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (22931)

On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

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must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.

#3 - On 04/15/2011 at 12:02am by chammi

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poor puppy :( hope you find her.
but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.

#6 - On 04/15/2011 at 12:06am by HamIsGood1234

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