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Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

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the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

#3 - On 04/13/2011 at 5:58am by lyndifluff

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Why would you tell it to everyone? I would think that 'attacked by my own dog' is something you talk about with friends, family, your neighbours...you know, the people who are aware that you have a poodle.

#11 - On 04/13/2011 at 6:13am by DjeePee

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