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Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML


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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

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the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol

#3 - On 04/13/2011 at 5:58am by lyndifluff

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I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.

#1 - On 04/13/2011 at 5:57am by shannonreneee

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