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Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML


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On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It sounds like someone's sleeping outside tonight!

#1 - On 03/14/2011 at 3:49am by kenshinjapan

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That was the dog's plan. And it worked.

#18 - On 03/14/2011 at 5:23am by Miss_Random

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