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Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32651) - you deserved it (3183)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

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"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

#2 - On 02/13/2011 at 4:10am by Miss_gord

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maybe it was your wife and she was blaming the dog? :o

#10 - On 02/13/2011 at 4:20am by forthepainx3

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