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Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML


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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

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Omg that's horrible.

#1 - On 02/10/2011 at 9:56am by conniebaby67

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I bet that sound will haunt you forever :\
FYL :(

#5 - On 02/10/2011 at 10:00am by Doortje

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