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Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

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my cat was doing this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling u theres something wrong.. take it to the vet

#3 - On 02/06/2011 at 3:27am by shazza91

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Smart cat. You should have apologized.

#5 - On 02/06/2011 at 3:30am by Doortje

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