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Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21791) - you deserved it (8483)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

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my cat was doing this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling u theres something wrong.. take it to the vet

#3 - On 02/06/2011 at 3:27am by shazza91

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Hello! Your cat is trying to tell you s/he has a mediacal problem! Cats, while being nobody's push-over, have no concept of harbouring resentment. Peeing on your stuff is not revenge, it's trying to communicate. Your cat is trying to tell you s/he had a problem. Most cats pee on stuff because they have a urinary tract infection. Or you are not cleaning their litter box enough or they hate their cat litter (less likely). Take your cat to the vet right away.

#44 - On 02/06/2011 at 4:40am by VoiceOfRizhome

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