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Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

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Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

#3 - On 02/04/2011 at 10:13am by BWill9014

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Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 10:12am by Quasar55

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