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Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone my dog ate it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML

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On 01/21/2011 at 3:35am - animals - by twinkie2 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

#1 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:04am by FatalxDesire599

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The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

#5 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:11am by Clashzorz2

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