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Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65699) - you deserved it (4821)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Lol that is pretty funny. Wish that was on Youtube or something. You couldn't do much to change the fact that your butterflies were viciously killed by birds, so that's why it is funny.

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:00pm by Dukedj

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So they learn about life and death...killing two birds with one stone.

Or two butterflies with one bird. Take your pick.

#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:06pm by anglcdvl89

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