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Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5404) - you deserved it (45523)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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you r a f*cking asshole.

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:04am by ctlnaaia71

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I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

#7 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:12am by Frickmetinajenks

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