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Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8891) - you deserved it (24408)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Haha! How was it?

#4 - On 01/10/2011 at 3:08am by Pixie333

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#10 - On 01/10/2011 at 3:15am by Pocahontas22

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