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Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15409) - you deserved it (4105)

On 12/28/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Eh. Wash your hands, move on.

#2 - On 12/28/2010 at 10:14am by killabee

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Rub it on your face, dog shit makes great war paint.

#3 - On 12/28/2010 at 10:17am by every1luvsboners

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