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Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (5654)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

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Did he put the lid up?

#1 - On 11/08/2010 at 12:45pm by RedPillSucks

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Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.

#3 - On 11/08/2010 at 12:48pm by amerwin

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