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Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

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well that's his side of the story. lol "I accidently showered with your mom"

#3 - On 10/25/2010 at 7:34pm by natirixoxo

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Sounds like a steamy situation that is about to get very sticky, very quickly.

#5 - On 10/25/2010 at 7:36pm by Fortuitous

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