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Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Haven't you heard??

Bird is the word

#6 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:16am by LilKonvicted

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Why would your boyfriend squeeze a blob of sunscreen and just leave it like that on your leg?

#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:36am by RhiannonD

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