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Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).

#1 - On 10/08/2010 at 5:12pm by Fishfanatic

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You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.

#7 - On 10/08/2010 at 5:17pm by perdix

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