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Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26516) - you deserved it (3725)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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