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Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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sounds like a shitty situation

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:29pm by PULS3

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A Torpedo of Diarrhea. . . that sounds like a dog toy that didn't really catch on.

#19 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:49pm by perdix

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