Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

by jabba / 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

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  • By all means, keep flicking it; maybe it'll fall off.

    #8 - On 10/05/2010 at 7:13pm by farkie3

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  • did you try to smack it too? ...
    but seriously, that's pretty gross. reminds me of Austin Powers

    #5 - On 10/05/2010 at 7:12pm by stronghand0331

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