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Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14029) - you deserved it (30238)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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By all means, keep flicking it; maybe it'll fall off.

#8 - On 10/05/2010 at 7:13pm by farkie3

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did you try to smack it too? ...
but seriously, that's pretty gross. reminds me of Austin Powers

#5 - On 10/05/2010 at 7:12pm by stronghand0331

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