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Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21591) - you deserved it (2987)

On 10/03/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by andrea99 - United States

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im pretty sure ur life is not messed up

#6 - On 10/03/2010 at 1:15pm by crazedcabbages

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just clean it up and get over it

#3 - On 10/03/2010 at 1:14pm by aaa125

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