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Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML


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On 09/29/2010 at 11:17pm - animals - by peepee. (woman) - United States (California)

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This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.

#7 - On 09/30/2010 at 3:18am by Stanekus

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YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.

#10 - On 09/30/2010 at 3:20am by MAGNAVOX

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