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Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (4060)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

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damn dude. just feel happy he got to live a second more.

#2 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:27am by Oanaj

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aww poor thing...at least you tried your best to save him

#7 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:28am by PurpleSpaghetti

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