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Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40492) - you deserved it (7207)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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did he redrocket on you?

#3 - On 08/04/2010 at 10:29am by antbait11

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lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin...

I bet your dog will never look at you the same.

#7 - On 08/04/2010 at 10:31am by ArtIsResistance7

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