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Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (3721)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:00am - animals - by VtecKickIn (man) - United States

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