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Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:00am - animals - by VtecKickIn (man) - United States

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It makes me sad to see so many people like "omg u got out in traffic 4 just a stupid DOG?!?!?" I hope none of you have pets or anything you need to take care of. It's a matter of everyone's safety to make sure the dog is out of the road, including other drivers who might try to avoid hitting the dog and end up causing an accident. If you don't care about the life of an animal, I would at least think you'd want it out of the road. I mean, lyke, OMG, what if u hit it and itz blood splattered all over ur clean car?!?!? OH NOEZ! That would be horrible and ud have 2 clean it up! Yuk.

#82 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:41pm by RedWriter

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why would you get out of the car??

#5 - On 07/17/2010 at 10:40am by jptipton2001

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