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Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39153) - you deserved it (6956)

On 04/18/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by Spec (man) - United States (Alabama)

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