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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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On 05/28/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by Teresa (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

#4 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:20am by Chunchunchun

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You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.

#29 - On 05/28/2010 at 7:22am by lettertjes

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