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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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On 05/28/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by Teresa (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

#4 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:20am by Chunchunchun

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I don't get it LOL

#1 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:14am by heiiress

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