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Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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On 05/21/2010 at 1:26pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".

#12 - On 05/21/2010 at 5:10pm by TiffanyBlews27

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omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(

#5 - On 05/21/2010 at 5:03pm by mama2b3

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