by disgusteddaughter / 06/13/2011 at 4:58am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
MtnDew32's comment : A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.
by ow / 06/13/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by cycler / 06/13/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Animals
MtnDew32's comment : Great. You killed Theodore. And I was really looking forward to a third movie...
by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
YacL's comment : I really don't understand why people are homophobic. It's like a gay guy being afraid of straight guys... just doesn't make sense.
by Shelly / 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
by Jenievonteese / 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by gerligrl97 / 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm / United States / Intimacy
by Brandy_Dandy78 / 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
by Apple / 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by El Stupido / 06/12/2011 at 9:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by FreshFaced / 06/12/2011 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work