Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I finally got the results of months of extensive psychological testing to determine why I did so well in my course but performed so terribly on the job. Turns out I'm autistic. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed she'd had an abortion. I wasn’t even aware she’d been pregnant, and she admitted it’s because my grandad and two of my siblings have autism, and she didn’t want to risk having an autistic child and dealing with the shame. FML
Today, I skipped out on my grandmother's 70th birthday party. I'm autistic, and I have a hearing disorder that significantly enhances my hearing to a painful extent, so I couldn't tolerate how noisy it was. Now, my grandmother thinks I hate her because I put my mental health first. FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, our son finally received his autism diagnosis. We sat our daughters down to explain and they both started celebrating, because they thought he was going to a facility and never come back. When I told them he was staying with us, our youngest actually started crying. FML
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML
Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML
Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML
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Ariasmake_1 0
your grandma rules! how awkward are you that your grandma thinks you're autistic ?
jhjbnnj 0
maybe that's just her way of telling you you're her special little boy ;)
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Comments (154)
ShamxFML 0
I ******* hate grandparents.
ipod_fml 0
I agree :)
Durrani 0
I'm autistic and I'm about to graduate high school this June. I am a National Merit Finalist and involved with several organizations for autism advocacy. Untold numbers of autistic people can become -- and in many cases are -- very well accomplished.
SpazzyJazzy325 0
Being autistic doesn't automatically mean you're stupid. Most autistic kids struggle with relationships and interacting with others. They actually can do very well in school academically. I should know because I'm autistic as well.
hitail23 1
u deserved it!
Lukaroast 0
as far as you know you're not autistic
unknownfork 12
LOL. You can't never be autistic, there's no cure.
nuttyclorox 2
what do you mean 'nor have I ever been'? you either are or aren't. and many people are autistic and don't realise, it doesn't mean you're a retard or anything.
randomsoup952 5
Lol this made my day haha.
udeserveditbro69 0
I can't breathe after reading this hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahaha