Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML
Today, I finally got medication to deal with my seizures. I've had them since I was 5, but my mother had always believed I was faking it. When I seized during a basketball game, she actually came onto the court and lectured the referee for "humoring" me. FML
Today, I had a seizure, and as they were loading me into the ambulance, drooling on myself, I clearly heard my mother ask the ambulance crew if they’d mind swinging by the church on the way to the hospital, you know, in case it turns out I’m not sick, just possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
Today, my parents brought me to the doctor because I was "faking" a headache. One thing led to another, and it turns out I have a tumor pressing against my spine. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
i'm sorry, that's pretty ****** up.
RockstarRN 10
Sounds like you need to have a big talk!
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Comments (136)
Ophelia550 0
Might be epilepsy. I've had it all my life. It's treatable. Hang in there!
garfield224 0
Wow.......
David199619 8
@9, I read your comment and tried to vote for your life sucks thing, I hit you totally deserve it by accident. FML.
DReamBig24 0
wow gee I'm sorry might be epilepsy
Herropreez17 0
Sucks, hopefully its just a freak occurance and not Epilepsy.
ggbartoli99 0
probably have epilepsy
verlorenerFall 8
To all the morons that apparently haven't figured out how to use google, said disease would most likely be "epilepsy"...
cristina0323 0
awwwww tht sucks... like all the others said its probably epilepsy... i cant believe ur mom didnt tell u im on ur dads side with this
mimerino 9
Correction - you haven't "never had a disease", in fact, it looks like you've had one for quite some time! You've just never KNOWN about it. FYL. Stupid parents.
bvdinhd 0
I believe the disease is epilepsy