Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
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Top comments
Nath1G 4
nothing better than an encore!
harrypotter955 19
That moment when you try to play things off but make it worse
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Comments (104)
Vickyh46 8
Hahahahaha, oh my god! Hilarious. :D Hope you aren't too badly hurt though!
ragini95 16
And you are the next Jennifer Lawrence, congratulations!
slickchrome 11
She can get away with it tho she hot as hell
Dreianj 2
a-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
Enslaved 38
Holy Hell! Sesame Street flashback! (:
limitedition 25
Sometimes it goes from bad to worse. Most of us don't have that many witnesses. FYL OP.
hanielfavela 6
Well at least you got everybody laughing, thats always a good thing.
RoboCunnilingus 23
At least you have a great attitude, I applaud you. Usually, the FML would've ended with, "... With a few hundred people staring and laughing at me, I went home and cried /wrist."
Durdanya 13
Oh, I'm sorry, OP. I hope you laughed, too; it takes away some of the embarrassment.
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, I think you have a pretty good sense of humor OP, even though the people around you are pretty sucky. Glad you're safe now.
coldkilla70 9
Go home op you're drunk.
maximus_prime 24
I'm sure we will see you on YouTube in the near future, you may be a star in the making.