Today, my fiancé and I toured our dream home. I was so excited about it that I posted all kinds of pictures of it on Facebook. My boss's daughter just called and said she loved my pictures so much that she made an offer on the house. We were one week away from making an offer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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aduck 0
That is a bitch of a thing to do! Hope it works out!
youngmessage 0
What have we learned here?
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Comments (148)
Smooshikinz 1
I would've slapped the bitch!(:
fml_mu 10
Well it does suck... but u also deserve it for publicizing something you are about to buy on Facebook. You could have posted the pictures only after u have bought the house.
EdenLis 14
What a bitch
merrielp 13
If its something important I don't post to Facebook. Especially since there is always competition.
hillorie 14
YDI for putting it on Facebook. Just saying.
star_lights 4
What a spoilt bitch!!!!
setsuna9 25
Why are people saying she deserved this? People post pictures of their kids all the time, and you don't see people stealing them..
npopo 5
It's what you get for obsessing over facebook
jmw24 8
what a bitch!
MasqueradePrince 25
Dude, don't post pictures of your dream house until it becomes YOUR house.