Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
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CynicVitality 0
YDI for trying to skip school, smartass.
kb021 18
YDI for faking sick, but it'll suck to be you when you actually do get sick and it takes all day for your dad to pick you up. Not that this experience will motivate him to hurry in the future...
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Comments (104)
onorexveritas 24
you deserved it
tklone329 0
Every ditchers nightmare
badactor009 0
Any ditcher worth his salt would never go to the school nurse with a fake sore throat.
potinefreak 4
Sucker just lemme eat my poutine
Candice0687 0
You deserved that for trying to get out of school, I bet you were more board sitting in the office than you would of been in class.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Karmas a bitch!
laden_swallow09 35
Surprise, genius; the world doesn't revolve around you! Brat.
capnbzarr 43
**** your dad's life, is more like it.
johnel54 5
Dumbass. Stay in school maybe you'll learn something useful
Incogneterpeter 1
Why waste sick days??? If you don't want to be there just say dream or draw that's what I did so when I was actually sick I could just stay home and not have to worry about failing
derecteevee 1
ur dads a smart guy hahah