erin1985
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
You OK?
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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GiganTronic 0
Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
DrDiamond 0
I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?
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Hanban 0
Is it just me, or is this FML reminiscent of a scary Japanese movie? She looks at her date feeling fine, but then her head explodes or gushes blood profusely...
angry_girl 0
concrete blonde. I said it.
Crush89 0
marry a doctor and live happily ever after.
EllyH 0
Are ALL accidents really FML's??! comon... this is not a FML.
Scourge87 0
I second that. It might have been somewhat klutzy, but nothing laughable or too embarrassing that would screw his opinion of the OP.
FatalWedgie 0
Your dates protruding concrete is supposed to go in your mouth, not on your head.
kenpring 0
omg!!!!
Lov3r 0
aw I'm sorry I hope your are okay.
1733817338 0
you sound dunb to have hit it in the first place. come on watch what your doing and this wouldn't happen YDI
theian01 3
Yeah. How many times did you hurt yourself and imediately say it was fine until you notice a bump or blood? I've honestly done it so many times...
acesarge 0
So what. It's normal for wounds for the face/scalp to bleed allot because there are allot of blood vessels in that area. Just apply some pressure to it for a few minutes and the problem is solved. Its not uncommon to not realize your head is bleeding until you see blood, she may have thought she just bumped her head. Head wounds don't have to be big to bleed allot, she could have just nicked her scalp and not noticed.