erin1985
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
You OK?
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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GiganTronic 0
Did he collect the blood into a golden goblet, then pouring the contents of a mysterious flask into the mixture, finally lighting it on fire while chanting a strange, unearthly tongue? Cause if he did, I think I know that guy.
DrDiamond 0
I'm sorry that sucks. I take it there wasn't a second date?
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Comments (54)
ColdGold 6
Kudos for not being a sissy.
mr_miyagi 0
YDI for lying about being fine
RuralNinja 0
Can we get a 3rd option, something along the lines of 'Big ******* deal?' Facial gashes bleed a lot. It happens, get over it.
marine10_fml 0
**** concrete
cypressreene 0
please delete this shit
robtuffguy 0
this is a ******* mlia
atomicbaboon 0
hey, better blood up there than lower. clean up, take him home, and GET SOME!!
yusheng029 3
Hit your head on his concrete?
PrettyKookieToo 8
Haha, is she the Virgin Mary or something?
jenny92 7
at least now you have a funny story to tell, if you continue to date lol