Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML
Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
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sparda4355 0
"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool" There my friend was your first problem...
WickedAwsum 0
Oh my god, that's funny. This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.
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msw52 0
#13 and #43, America is not the only country in the world. People do spell things differently than us in different parts of the world--- including realize. First clue should have been the fact that he used the words "trolley luggage" and "metres"
hottiegurl 0
Wow, I've never done that before.
SarahNorton 0
aww that would suck. but maybe they thought it was really cute, I know I would.
asdtertrwttewt 2
#3 - the scary thing is, it is very possible that someone from a luggage company would read this and do that
lolo527 0
LMAO!!!
CurdledMilk 0
That's ******* hilarious. (:
mahree8mellos 0
Thank you, #46.
Scotticus117 11
its spelled meters and you mean feet you stupid brit! and yeah how the f*** do you not feel that?
glitterpink 0
wow. i feel sorry for you. i bet you wanted to dig yourself a hole and fall into it (: And #48 - there are other parts of the world which is spelt as 'metres'. get outta your own little world. i hope you are not scottish
MukyDaCookie 0
The handle came off? What were you used to push the troller along? Fake?