Today, the woman I love, who rejected me countless times, got a boyfriend. Bitter about it, I post on my Instagram Story: “I could have been your love bug, but apparently you’re into roaches.” She posted a story of them kissing, saying, “I love my roach so much!” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I’ve been systematically sharing stories and posts about how love sucks and man-bashing memes so that my crush would regret his decision about rejecting me and choosing another girl over me. He DM’ed me : “Getting tired of your shit Melissa, I’m blocking you.” FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
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GoogieWithers 25
#ShesNotThatIntoYou
idragosani 17
Yeah this guy isn't being creepy at all
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GoogieWithers 25
#ShesNotThatIntoYou
copalolita 17
Her loss. Clearly she’s immature and pathetic for thinking a roach is better than a love bug. Let her crawl with her ugglyass roach while you move on and find yourself your love bug.
Hangryko 32
@copalolita - You're OP, aren't you?
idragosani 17
Yeah this guy isn't being creepy at all
Hangryko 32
Stop harassing her and get over yourself. JFC, grow up.
FluffythePink 23
Tell me you're a Fedora wearing Nice guy without saying the words... I'd leave her the **** alone before you find yourself looking at a restraining order. ******* Creep.
tiptoppc 21
So, I’m assuming your entitled ass felt it appropriate to turn to name calling, and I’m going to go out on a limb here, and likely racist comments? Wow. I hope NO One chooses you as a partner. This is not only psychotic but is exactly why no one wants you. So stop acting so ****** entitled. I may be showing my age, but you are not “all that, and a bag of chips”. Hell, you ain’t even the subway sandwich wrapper. You deserve any ridicule. Stop making the rest of us decent people look bad.
tiptoppc 21
An addendum: shave your neck. You ain’t looking so good after that… Also: apparently you are less desirable than roaches. Congrats.