Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
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Top comments
plasticsmile42 2
what a bitch. I'm sorry op. wish the best for you and your girlfriend/fiance!
NiCeGuY115 14
Wow your mother sounds horrible to do that...just propose behind her back and see how that makes her feel! It's your love life not hers. Good luck with your proposal! :)
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Comments (129)
momo1972 3
Your not to bright huh?
mskimbelinapham 5
What's up with your mom? Smh
thugzy510 0
14 Your hot just saying
femmi 4
You should have asked your mom if you and your girlfriend could be excused then you shouldve proposed! Good luck though and I wish you all the best!!
misspulkadot24 17
So the monster in law thing started a little early, eh?
fukmefreddy 4
you should hire someone to cause a scene and get your mom's attention so you are free to propose OP
Mekeritrig 15
Just do it when you two are alone. Public proposals suck especially if she says no.
cmunkey50 4
Maybe the mom was playing a prank that got out hand? Unless she actually admitted to disliking the girlfriend, in which case FYL.
perdix 31
Elope. An Oedipus Complex is a two-way street, and your mom is barreling down on your girlfriend driving in the wrong direction. You two are going to have to get on the free way and don't get off until you're hitched.
olpally 33
Just tell her to shut-up and propose! She obviously disapproves if she keeps making herself the center of attention... Bitch move on her part, bitch.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like your mom will having a hard time letting you go. Maybe a proposal in her presents might not be a smart thing.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
Enslaved, did you mean in her presence ?
elletex 8
No, OP was planning to propose by jumping out of a giant gift box, stripper style.
Enslaved 38
Oops! Yeah, thanks! (:I **** up all the time! :P