Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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snoopy325 23
Good luck getting out of that punishment by telling the truth.
winchestinalock 21
just can't win with parents can ya
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Comments (69)
kodaxX 8
Maybe because you're so perfect, it's causing them suspicion. -Raises brow curiously-
saIty 17
Timmy why are you on your phone? GROUNDED MEANS NO PHONE
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Your old enough to have a job and you still get grounded?
oreoeater 21
Part time job, he's probably around 16
OPIAF 5
They may have meant school work, not actual work.
chosha_fml 27
On the bright side, doesn't sound like you had a social life to be grounded from anyway.
GanJwAR15 3
Sounds like you are a Russian Bratva hitman! Most of the senior Russian hitmen carry graduate/master level degrees, unfortunately, the downfall of the USSR led to other means of profit. XD
mysterygurll8 1
Hate it when that happens!!
worldclassrager 41
Parents are like that...
heidimtl 5
I'm in the same fkn boat as you OP, lol it works with my parents when I'm extra dry and logic has to hit them. hope you get out of it soon!
smile5210 7
Guess grounding won't matter since you don't do anything...
sandwich_thief 7
You have a right to privacy even if you don't have any secrets. Your parents shouldn't be grounding you for something as silly as that.