Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Marcos, United States
What the…?
Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML
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MattTheSlovenian 10
Welli did nazi that coming!
tygerarmy 35
Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.
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prljm10 10
Weird!
Pesticides 19
really? I dream of marrying hitler every once and a while too...
LMFAOwned 9
Not entirely weird. Very well possible OP's subconscious is telling her she likes a man in charge and with power. But of course, not the tyranny overlord kind. I hope.
lexi365 20
I have dreams about marrying Stalin. Is that weird?
knoxxx 22
Chances are that Hitler just represents some quality about yourself that your subconscious feels you have gained or become "married to". Not at all weird in the grand scheme of dreams.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Luckily the NSA can't spy on your dreams, or you would be branded as a traitor!
Ressamies 6
Is it weird to dream about going down on Eva Braun?
MerrikBarbarian 9
25- my thoughts too. Hitler did horrible things... But it's not uncommon at all for women to be attracted to men like him who have "alpha male" traits. Dominant, controlling, confident, powerful. While we don't tend to think of it consciously our genes are still hard wired to find powerful people attractive- especially if we lack power ourself, or the ability to claim it. People who tend towards being submissive will find an "alpha male" type especially attractive because there is a good bit of truth to opposites attract.
LMFAOwned 9
Very well articulated, sir.
MattTheSlovenian 10
Welli did nazi that coming!
ItsAnanya 25
I bet Jewish those dreams stop. Well if you Eva get over them, let us know! Anne Frankly, we need to stop with the Hitler jokes. They just aren't Reich.
alphatoomega 21
These puns are making me fuhrious.
Pro_Nothing 9
Jew should have. Some of them are very hitlarious though.
badluckdawson 19
Anne Frankly these jokes are putting me out of mein kampfort zone
DustyStorm 16
We must concentration (camp) harder to focus on the genocide of horrible puns ought we be jewed out of the good ones...
BlackPhenom 9
I'm just stalin for time here trying to find an appropriate pun.
Soninuva 41
This is not Reich!
154rct 7
I thought it was it was pretty funny, did Jew?
LeonKennedy45 10
These comments are making me feel a bit gassy...
TREEandMONKEY 13
Would Jew please stop with the puns?
chanellgymnast 17
Let's hear it!
emilyjgraham 34
She pretty much summed up the dream in the FML. What else is there to hear?
Dynamite73 25
You're not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, are you?
cottoncandymango 17
Jew gotta be kidding me!
nnnope 26
at least you're not dreaming about being his niece!
Pwn17 25
How exactly would that be worse? Related, but different is better than marrying him.
nnnope 26
8 - he had a relationship with her that involved urinating & defecating on her because that's what he was into. also, I meant to say half-niece. whoops
Pwn17 25
Seriously? Wow, Hitler really is the most ****** up person that ever lived.
SmittyKick 18
Really??? THATS when we put him in the ****** up people zone???
cathyfang1533 12
Can we also put the participants and director of Two Girl One Cup in the zone as well?
rinzlerkitty94 31
#10, that sounds like one of those fake headlines from tabloids. I'm not saying it's not true, just that it sounds unlikely.
tygerarmy 35
Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.
MoidixMois43 21
Out of all the puns on this page, this one actually made me laugh xD
alaen23 23
Well Jew better concentrate on not having those dreams
The_Thinker 18
I think your subconcious is getting a little too Kampf-y with this idea. I'll show myself out.
omgitsmoe 26
Well did you agree?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Oh, no. Hitler somehow managed to make OP marry him without her consent.
graceinsheepwear 34
If two weren't bad enough, the Third's Reich where I would start to worry.
perdix 31
#13, Third Reich's a charm!
narkill 13
This needs more likes. Good job.