Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Marcos, United States
What the…?
Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML
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MattTheSlovenian 10
Welli did nazi that coming!
tygerarmy 35
Wow, that would take me away from Mein Kampfort zone.
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perdix 31
This is the fastest invocation of Godwin's Law I've ever seen!
graceinsheepwear 34
I think the grammar nazi one gave it a run for its money.
Omniprism 15
Well maybe your subconscious is wanting you to marry a smart, artistic, congenial man because Hitler was also those things as well. Not that I support him because I'm absolutely the opposite.
FrankHotpants 31
I saw a guy wearing a shirt not too long ago that said "What about all the good things Hitler did"
whoopdydoop69 6
Plot Twist: OP is a male
QueenOrangeSoda 21
I guess homosexual relationships can never be equal, even in 2013. If they were, it would be just the same, not some "plot twist."
Rababco 29
Actually, I think the "plot twist" about that is more about the fact that he killed homosexuals (if I remember right, anyway.) It would be similarly ironic if OP was Jewish.
MisterEx 28
Where did you have the ceremony? A gas chamber? Careful OP he might be into Dutch oven. Aww how cute and after nein months you'd deliver a cute baby girl with a mustache. Call her Anne ok? What do you mean I jump from an idea to another? Heil no I don't.
perdix 31
Y'know, I'm watching Wimbledon right now and Chris Evert keeps saying that the German girl usually likes to "dictate the point." That just doesn't sound right, especially after reading these comments.
worldclassrager 41
The plus side is it's a dream...right?
graceinsheepwear 34
I know it's always been mine.
diabian 9
Would be worse if you were jew...
TogeBara 12
Maybe you are in a relationship where you are dating someone controlling or something and your own mind is telling you something in dreams? Idk. Would need more info to help...
PaintedTempest 14
Once my brother had a dream that he married a turkey.