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damnit. This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Louis, United States

What a surprise!

Today, I was training a new girl at work. We're always told to find "common interests" with the people we are training to make it less awkward for them. Little did I know that our "common interest" would turn out to be my boyfriend. FML

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Now you can train her to be team orientated when you plan together a way to get back at your ex- boyfriend

Plenty to talk about

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#9 : i donno if it would have been less awkward for them but i kno for sure that loved the line of urs that says ' guys can fake it..... ' lol nice said haha

I would say you should have 2 common interests: You both should dump that slimeball of a cheating boyfriend. Sounds to me as if she didnt know so she's not a homewrecker I guess. 3 things already!

Maybe she can train you on what to do to completely satisfy him. I wonder which one of you is really the "girlfriend" and which is the "**** he's cheating with?" Just because we are hearing this from the OP's point of view, doesn't mean she's not the latter. To solve this riddle, I have three words for you: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

*Our boyfriend*. Fixed it for you OP don't worry.

leilaostara 1

How did that conversation even come around?

"Let's see. I like kittens, ginger snaps and my boyfriend, whose penis is bent sharply to the right. And you?"

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JessieLoren 5

now you both can get back at that jerk!!!

JessieLoren 5

now you both can get back at that jerk!!!

Wow, what a coincidence.