Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p
marimbist 0
never trust the tubas..
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abdur 0
Why don't these things happen when you want them to? =P
ruzzie 0
This isn't fake. Almost always if the Drum Major is a female she wont be wearing what the band is. Instead a flowy costume. Sometimes matching the color guards costume or atleast similar. You guys are thinking about what the marching band has to wear which in that case this would be a fake. But since shes a Drum Major its possible that she has larger boobs and had to take off her bra. But Her boobs probably would not have been "hanging" out.
MiddleChild08 0
At my high school, the drum majors wear the same uniform as the band. And they are so thick that it would be nearly impossible for a bra to come undone. And no one would notice if it had because the front buttons and kind of puffs out a little bit.
dinosaursmoo 0
Then yours are different. Our drum majors wear flowy cleavage-showing costumes...
alexicanaaa 7
Yeah our drum majors uniform is the same as the bands except its white with drum major on the sleeve. One year she wore a pilot outfit to fit our show. (:
marimbist 0
never trust the tubas..
Tubasaurus 0
Problem?
annabanana1099 0
hahaha!! they are devious!!
marimbist 0
nah, love the tubas, but they're always messing around
paivarotti 0
pics or it didn't happen. gonna need close up cleavage shots asap.
randomoutburst 0
I'm thinking the OP doesn't mean she was "falling out" as in other people could see her boobies, but was conducting/performing with her boobies unsecured, which as a well-endowed female is quite uncomfortable and awkward. I'd say it can happen because my bra snapped before a performance one time when I was in drill team. There was no way it could have snagged - it just happened to break at a very inconvenient time, unfortunately for me.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Yeah I was about to perform onstage at our theatre and my bra snapped. I feel for the OP, it's uncomfortable especially if your shirt is thin and white :/
JustSoLost 8
Lmao! O WOW! FYL. That must suck so much.
xirocreator 0
I've only seen a couple of bands that actually put girls in the dresses, even the domos. Of course, it is still a slight possibility. And being a girl with your bra messed up or pretty much gone sucks.
dinosaursmoo 0
Where I live, just about every Drum Major wears a flowy dress, other than the males. I guess it depends on the region. But there definitely are alot of them. At BOA's this Saturday, every drum major I saw wore a flowy gown.
ruzzie 0
Bands of America?
Emilyinroom483 7
...ow.
bassgoonist 3
I guess I forgot some bands use the whole 'majorette' thing. With the cool costumes and stuff. Not many around here though.
Doc_J65 0
middle child 08: don't be so sure my drum majors never wore the same uniform as everyone else